{"product_id":"pill-fidget-bar-metal-edc-keychain-crying-face-engraving","title":"Pill Fidget Bar – Metal EDC Keychain, Crying-Face Engraving","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Snack-Named EDC Bar Your Keys Didn't Know They Needed\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome fidgets are serious. This one has a sense of humor. The pill-shaped metal fidget bar is a palm-friendly EDC piece that doubles as a keychain — and, depending on the finish, it wears either a melancholy-face motif or the words \"DEEP-FRIED DOUGH STICKS\" on its face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour keys deserve better than a bare ring. This bar gives your keychain a solid metal presence you can grab, thumb and fidget with — then hangs quietly when you're done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eBuilt for the Pocket and the Keyring\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePill-shaped metal bar:\u003c\/strong\u003e A slender, rounded bar that feels natural between two fingers and slides easily into any pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDEEP-FRIED DOUGH STICKS print:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Silver finish carries this delightfully unexpected embossed branding in a recessed oval panel — yes, it really says that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrying-face engraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Bronze finish pairs antique copper-gold with a repeating melancholy-face pattern — dot eyes, a teardrop beneath one eye and a flat, downturned mouth — for a moody, old-world look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRiveted, ridged sides:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rows of rivet-like indentations and fine horizontal ridges run along the edges, adding texture and grip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSliding element:\u003c\/strong\u003e A small sliding component rides in a recessed track along the body — a subtle fidget action for restless hands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKeyring-ready:\u003c\/strong\u003e A built-in attachment point lets the bar hang from your keys, bag or belt loop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompact dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.8cm long, 1.24cm tall and 1.22cm deep — a slim, unobtrusive addition to any carry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAt Home in the EDC Scene\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeychain fidgets are a growing favorite among EDC enthusiasts — gear that is useful, interesting and always within reach. This bar checks all three, sparking conversation every time it comes out of a pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere It Fits in Your Day\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOn your keys:\u003c\/strong\u003e A weighty, tactile upgrade to the dullest item in your pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt your desk:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep it handy and work the sliding element when your hands need a task.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOn your bag:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hang it where it catches the light — and the occasional curious look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.8cm x 1.24cm x 1.22cm (L x H x W) — approx. 2.67in x 0.49in x 0.48in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Silver (DEEP-FRIED DOUGH STICKS print) \/ Bronze (crying-face engraving)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keyring attachment point, sliding element, riveted ridged sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it really say \"DEEP-FRIED DOUGH STICKS\"?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt really does — embossed right into the Silver version's face. A snack-inspired stamp for your EDC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich finish should I pick?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSilver is polished, bright and comes with the playful print; Bronze is antique-toned with the crying-face engraving for a moodier look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it attach to my keys?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt hangs from a built-in keyring attachment point — no tools needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it heavy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is a solid metal bar — premium in the hand, compact in the pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAdd Some Flavor to Your Carry\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick Silver for the snack-brand humor or Bronze for the teary-faced mood. Either way, your keychain just got a lot more interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MataFlick","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":47502530281556,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bronze","offer_id":47502530314324,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/8099\/0292\/files\/sku-silver_374efb41-cc54-4d17-95bd-66f0011c638c.jpg?v=1786713007","url":"https:\/\/www.mataflick.com\/products\/pill-fidget-bar-metal-edc-keychain-crying-face-engraving","provider":"MataFlick","version":"1.0","type":"link"}